One of the most popular items on this blog is a piece I wrote nearly 2 1/2 years ago
regarding timeline issues with THE WALKING DEAD. It ended up being
updated so much that the appended material was significantly longer than
the initial article, and TWD's continued problems in this vein
eventually spawned a sequel.
Since TWD's sophomore year, a new season has always been accompanied by
the release of a series of webisodes, and season 4, concluded earlier
this year, offered up a three-parter entitled "The Oath" which touches
on some of the timeline issues I outlined in those previous articles. It
must be acknowledged, of course, that webisodes are generally not
considered canonical, which may render this a pointless exercise, but
an ongoing discussion over on the "Walking Dead" board at the Internet
Movie Database has conspired with a rather slow Sunday afternoon and a
shortage of content for the blog of late to entice me to hash out the
matter here.
In the "Walking Dead" comic, Rick, after
being shot, was in a coma for about four weeks. Frank Darabont's TWD
pilot film virtually replicates the first few issues of the comic--it's
about as close an adaptation as one ever sees--and when it was written,
this is probably the amount of time the creators had in mind for how
long Rick spent in a coma. As covered in my original article, both Glen
Mazzara, the TV
showrunner for season 2 and 3, and Robert Kirkman, creator of the comic
and listed as an "executive
producer" of the series, said Rick's coma had lasted "3-4 weeks."
Here's where things get tricky.
In
the comic, Lori, Carl and Shane packed up and left for Atlanta about a
week or so before the hospital fell. When creating the TV pilot, it was
probably Darabont's original intention to replicate this. The pilot
suggests the survivors in the camp outside Atlanta where Lori and co.
landed have been there for a while. There's a scene in which Lori says
"I've been saying for a week we ought to put up signs" on the freeways
going into the city to warn people. Even allowing for some hyperbole,
that does imply they've been at the camp something near a week or
more, at least. The series has also repeatedly implied the Lori/Shane
affair, which only began after Lori believed Rick had died, had been
going on for at least a while, not just some quick thing of a day or
two.
And all of this would have worked if they had left
for Atlanta a week or so before the hospital fell, but the writers then
came along and created a flashback scene in the 6th episode that placed
Shane at the
hospital at the very moment it was being overrun. It is, of course,
impossible that Rick slept in an untended coma for a week or more after
this. He was in a sealed room without air-conditioning in the midst of
the Georgia Summer--he'd be dead from loss of liquid in 2 or 3 days and
virtually
unable to move from same before that. There's no more room in the
timeline. Rick had to awaken within a few hours of the hospital's fall, a
day at the absolute most. He went home, met and spent the night with
Morgan, then went to Atlanta the next day and was reunited with his
family.
And there are other problems. The series
establishes that the entire zombie apocalypse has happened while Rick
was asleep. He knows nothing of it. Morgan has to walk him through
what's happened. So when did it start? The clues have been all over the
board. Rick is, as noted, supposed to have been in his coma for 3-4
weeks, but Morgan tells Rick "[The] gas line's been down for maybe a
month,"
implying the zombie problem had been going on longer than that.[1] Three
days after Rick awakens, the scientist Jenner at the CDC records a
video log stating it had been 6 1/2 months since zombie-ism had appeared
and been identified and 63 days since it went global. Seven days after
Rick awakens--5 weeks, at the most, since he was shot--he and the other
survivors encounter a traffic snarl made up of cars full of mummified
corpses, dried up husks that would have required months to degrade to
such a state. And so on. Nothing can be made to match anything else.
These problems have been outlined, argued over, wrung out at
great length across the internet. I've written about them for years, and
my own observations have traveled far and wide. Having far too much
time on my hands a few years ago, I fought a series of pitched battles
over them with TWD apologists, battles that became legendary. As
"legendary" as something can get on the IMDb's "Walking Dead" board
anyway.
My most persistent critic--or, more to the
point, TWD's most uncritical apologist--was, throughout those little
wars, perpetually pestering me with the notion that Rick could have had a
"mystery caretaker" at the hospital who looked over him after the
facility fell. The source of this moronic midrash was, of course, my
opponent's own ass. Nothing in the series even suggested it--it was
merely his means of trying to get TWD out of the mess its writers had
made of it. And while I joke about the "legendary" status achieved by
our battles, it seems someone beyond the regular gang of nuts at IMDb
may have been paying some attention. In my view, TWD's creators now owe
my prolific foe a royalty--"The Oath" webisodes are built around his
idea. They tell the story of a lone lady doctor (Gale Macones) who
remained at her post at Rick's hospital after its fall. She tells
another character it has "been a few months" since the facility was
overrun. The implication is that she cared for Rick and therefore a long
period elapsed between the fall of the hospital and Rick's awakening.
We know Rick comes around after the events in "The Oath" because its
last installment provides the origin of the warning-sign painted on the
doors of the hospital cafeteria, one of the first things Rick sees after
he awakens.
If this is to be accepted as canonical, it only creates more problems.
We
know Rick was in the hospital for some time before it was overrun.
Shane brought him flowers at some point. In the flashback wherein Shane
tries to remove him, still comatose, from
the facility, he's sporting maybe 2 weeks growth of beard. While the
hospital was fully operational, Rick would have been regularly shaved;
the
beard growth implies the increasing chaos of the zombie uprising has
led to some neglect when
it comes to such non-essentials.[2] When he awakens, though, he's
sporting the same growth of beard. Acknowledging the absolute
impossibility of Rick remaining in a coma absent food and water for
anywhere near long enough to grow that much beard, are we to accept that
he'd remained in a coma for months under Dr. Macones' care and that
she'd been regularly shaving him for all that time but had inexplicably
stopped doing so about two weeks prior to his awakening while continuing
to otherwise care for him so that, by some mad coincidence, he could
grow exactly the same length of beard for his awakening that he had when
the hospital was overrun?
The idea is as bad as that sentence.[3]
It
is, of course, entirely impossible that Rick had been in a coma for "a
few months," as Dr. Macones would have it (and that's "a few months" plus however long he was there before the hospital fell). The idea he would have been
in a
coma for more than 6 1/2 months, as Jenner would have it, is a
non-starter. Apologists for
the series have, based on nothing,
suggested zombie-ism could have somehow been kept secret after it first
appeared, only becoming known to most of the world when it "went
global," as Jenner put it, but that strains credulity beyond all reason,
and when it comes
to Rick, even a coma of 2+ months post-"global" is entirely out of the
question. Dr. Macones' "a few months" implies three or more, and is,
likewise, impossible. When Rick awakened, his wound was still open and
his bandage
"rank" (Morgan's
description). He had to continue to keep it covered
right into season 2. This suggests he'd been asleep for less than 2
weeks. Had he been out for four, the wound would have been closed and
mostly healed, as it
was in the comic, so even buying the 3-4 week coma requires viewers to
grant some major leeway. If he'd been asleep for over 2 months, the
wound would be closed, healed and not even a factor. And it wouldn't
need to be because after 2 months,
Rick would have been a dried-up stick, showing massive weight-loss,
sores, and he
would have been unable to even get out of bed on his own, much less walk
and perform so complex a physical task as riding a bicycle (which he
does in the pilot). Rick's condition when he awakens absolutely
precludes a total hospital stay of any more than a few weeks.
The
first rule of holes is that, when stuck in one, stop digging. It's a
rule the creators of TWD should, at some point, start to heed.
--j.
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[1] If it was
Darabont's intention to have Rick's coma be about four weeks, as in the
comic, it's possible this was lost in the scripting shuffle at some
point, as has often happened with TWD.
[2] When, in "18 Miles Out," Shane explains how the zombie outbreak began,
he says it happened, from the first stories in the press to a dire
situation, in about 2 weeks, which suits that 2 weeks of beard just fine. And entirely coincidentally.
[3]
When Rick awakened in the pilot, there was a gurney against the door
of his room. The season 1 flashback shows Shane putting it there, so
apparently Dr. Macones also made a regular (and utterly inexplicable)
practice of removing then replacing it too.
making multiple posts about the "timeline" is about as useful as repeatedly banging your head up against a wall.
ReplyDeleteIn that respect, it is, for me, much like writing pretty much anything else about TWD. Every time I think I've exhausted the subject, it turns out I was wrong, but I'm definitely not feelin' it now.
ReplyDeleteHave you been checked for autism because this type of obsessive behavior is not the result of a sound mind. You've put more work into this blog than all of the writers of this show combined. And none of your analysis has been particularly insightful or creative. Just the same old schtick of nitpicking and complaining, both of which do not take a high level of critical thinking, especially when it comes to a subject as shallow as this.
ReplyDeleteMaybe you should get a hobby to ease your troubled mind. May I suggest finger painting? Or do you honestly have nothing better to do than be an internet know-it-all on one of the absolutely lamest subjects out there? Honestly, look into that autism test.
Stare at the flowers jriddle...
I can't believe someone suggested you're Autistic just because you can intelligently and logically deconstruct a television series. Also, being critical of something you enjoy doesn't make you Autistic. For a great example of a group of people who devote great amounts of their personal time and energy into a form of entrainment that they are often critical of that experience, you have to look no further than sports fans; and they outnumber TWD fans by billions. Sports fans can memorize an insane number of statistics, facts, plays, dates, and names of their favorite team and no one thinks that's odd. Plus, following most sports requires far more person time and effort. Even following one team in one sport, and watching every game they play requires a larger personal investment of time than watching any one single TV series. Even American football which has an incredibly short season still has 3 hour games. This doesn't even include watching things like Sportsnet for overviews and highlights of games, reading statistics from websites or newspapers, and the list goes on. This isn't even mentioning how critical sports fans are of their favorite teams and sports. Only one team can win each game, and more importantly, only one team can win it all. Statistically speaking, this means your team won't win its championship more often than not. And sports fans are notorious for being critical of their teams. I doubt there is a critical TWD fan that has ever overturned and burned an automobile just because they watched a bad episode!
ReplyDeleteIt comforts me to know that there are people out there capable of critical thought and analysis, if there wasn't, there would be no Atheists. Also, people would still believe in sea monsters, dragons, unicorns, fairies, the earth was flat, and the sun and moon chased each other across the sky. Being critical, objective, and logical doesn't make you Autistic, it makes you intelligent, knowledgeable, and thoughtful. Thank you for writing The Dig, for me it's a far more insightful analysis of the series than I could ever hope to find on The Talking Dead (I only tried watching the first episode) or IMDB forums.
ReplyDeleteThank you for writing The Dig, for me it's a far more insightful analysis of the series than I could ever hope to find on The Talking Dead
ReplyDeleteWell, thank you. I do try. I certainly hope I do far better in my commentary than Talking Dead! My relationship with TWD is a weird one and it's complicated--a thing about which I keep telling myself I'll write at some point. The other subjects about which I write are more interesting to me. It's just that they don't seem particularly interesting to many others.
I should add this: As long as you know there are no sea monsters, dragons, unicorns, fairies, and that the sun doesn't chase the moon across the sky, it's o.k. to believe in all of them. ;)
Are you the mysterious caretaker guy? If so it is hilarious that you were correct and all those people mocking you now have egg on their face.Bravo sir!
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